I am the proud mother of two great kids. My daughter, who I always thought was pretty and not just in that oh Im her mom I have to think that way, is now 17and recently beautiful has transformed to HOT. Walking around in the city with her is like sticking $10,000 dollars in your purse and walking thru a bad neighborhood. She more than turns heads she turns entire bodies. She 5ft 10inchs 120lbs blue eyes, and wears 3 inch heals. She dresses simply but with style. Yet the hot steams through. She has been asked to model but SHE thinks it would interfere with school.
Lots of male comics ask me what they got to do to hook up with my daughter& I tell them 2 to 4 years shes jail bait. I have a good relationship with her. Not in that sick my daughters a stripper and I shoot the polorids of her putting her boobs on the heads of drunken customers. For $20 bucks a pop. She is the girl I hated in High School. She is the girl who everyone thinks life must be so easy for. Having grown up most of my life looking like a troll Im here to say yes, yes, yes it is. Life is not fair, but if it isnt Im glad its not fair in her favor. Shes honest, nice and has good values.
I ask a cop for directions and he acts annoyed,she asks and gets a police escort on foot to the exact location. With great power comes great responsibility(spider man, seen 5 times with 11 year old son) My job as her mother is to show her how to use the power she has been gifted for good and not free drinks, dinners, cars and jewelry. Thats what I would have shot for if I had been so lucky. As it stands I have been invited by many male comics to do shows and reminded to bring the hot daughter. This all said. She was getting ready to go to a wedding of her Indian friends sister. The family had leant her lime green sari. She looked beautiful. I asked her if she could, would she let me borrow her body for just one month. That way I could see first hand what life might be like being her age in her body. I said you could trust me I would take very good care of your body. Only one thing, you might not still be a virgin. Thoughts like this prove to me that. I may think Im a good mom but deep down I really am a bad teenager...Whos really lucky her kids have turned out so well. My daughter is a better kid than I was or would be. Worst of all shes a Republican. Where did I go right?
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Posted on 09/02/2004 at 01:09 PM by Greg Manuel
"Where did I go right?"
I hope you don't mind, but...*b-doom CHING!*
hakky huh....I see your point
Posted on 09/02/2004 at 01:24 PM by Robin Fox
It was a homage to the Producers and and to the fact that this liberal leftist could raise a child who would vote for Bush if she was old enough to. Its the first thing I have written other than a letter since college.
No, not hacky at all...
Posted on 09/02/2004 at 02:08 PM by Greg Manuel
I happen to be a big fan of both the Producers AND rimshots. I originally didn't get it til I realized the connection you just outlined. :)
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